Marketing Shouldn’t Feel Like a Dumpster Fire.
Let’s Un-F*ck It.


Your marketing isn’t broken. Your strategy is.
And no, it’s not the algorithm’s fault - it’s you.

But don’t freak out!

This eBook will tell you EXACTLY how to fix your marketing disasters before your business becomes a ghost town.


📢 This no-BS marketing guide is here to help you:
✔️ Figure out why your marketing isn’t getting results
✔️ Cut through the bullshit and focus on what actually works
✔️ Build a simple, sustainable marketing strategy
✔️ Decide when to DIY and when to call in a pro

Want even more support? You can also upgrade to the Ebook + Coaching option for hands-on help while you apply what you learn.

Why You Need to Buy This Right. Freakin. Now.

✅ The Self-Audit Checklist – Find out if your marketing is a total disaster or just mildly embarrassing.

✅ The Marketing Red Flags Guide – The sh*t you’re doing wrong that’s costing you sales.

✅ The No-Fail Marketing Plan – So you can finally stop guessing and start growing.

✅ The Superpower Quiz – Discover your best marketing strength and how to use it to sell effortlessly.

✅ Advanced Growth Hacks – Social media secrets, paid ad strategies, and lesser-known ways to attract customers.

CHOOSE YOUR LEVEL OF MARKETING GLOW-UP:

eBook Only

✅ Instant download of WTF Is Wrong With My Marketing?!
✅ Includes all interactive worksheets and tools
✅ Perfect for self-starters who just need the roadmap

💸 Regular Price: $50 → Today: Just $38 💸

That’s less than a night out, but this will actually make you money!

Ebook + 1:1 Coaching

  • Everything in the eBook PLUS:
    ✅ A 60-minute private strategy call where I help you pinpoint WTF is actually wrong with your marketing
    ✅ Personalized marketing audit (social media, website, branding - whatever needs help)
    ✅ Customized next steps based on your unique business
    ✅ 2 Weeks of Follow-up email support so you’re not left hanging

💸 Regular Price: $140 → Today: Just $128 💸

I bet you spend more than that on gas every month!

BONUS
Exclusive Access to the Marketing Chaos Support Group!

When you grab your copy of "WTF Is Wrong With My Marketing?!", you’re not just getting a game-changing guide—you’re also getting access to my private Facebook Marketing Support Group 🎉

Inside, you’ll get:
✔️ Bite-sized marketing tips to keep you moving forward
✔️ Q&A threads where you can get feedback & advice
✔️ A no-BS space to ask questions, vent, and strategize
✔️ Support from fellow business owners figuring it out just like you

This group is ONLY for eBook buyers, so you’ll be surrounded by action-takers who actually want to fix their marketing.

Get the eBook now and unlock access instantly!

82% of small businesses fail because of bad marketing.

If you don’t want to be another statistic, it’s time to fix your strategy.
This eBook will show you how.

WHO IS THIS EBOOK FOR?

For Entrepreneurs & Business Owners Who Are:
Tired of working their asses off with nothing to show for it
Posting daily, running promos, and dumping money into ads, but your sales are still as dry as a stale cracker.
If you’re done throwing shit at the wall and hoping something sticks, this eBook will show you how to market like you mean it.

For Marketers Who Are Done Playing Small:
You’re over the “post and pray” method and tired of watching less talented people get better results.
This book will slap some real strategy into your marketing.

Who Should NOT Buy This:
❌ People looking for a quick fix instead of a real solution.
❌ People who aren’t willing to change and would rather complain.
❌ Anyone who would rather blame the algorithm than learn how to market properly.

If any of those sting, you probably need this book more than you think.

This isn’t another cookie cutter marketing eBook.
it’s your business growth playbook.

WHY TRUST ME WITH YOUR MARKETING?

I’m not just another marketing guru throwing bullshit advice your way. I’m a small business owner too! I've been in the trenches, built several brands from the ground up, and helped countless businesses stop spinning their wheels and start seeing results.

With 12+ years of experience in marketing and business ownership, I know exactly what it’s like to feel stuck, overwhelmed, and wondering WTF you’re doing wrong. That’s why I created Pink Pixie Marketing; to help business owners like you cut through the noise, build a strategy that actually works, and finally get the growth you deserve.

Whether it’s branding, social media, content strategy, or website design, I don’t do cookie-cutter solutions. I create strategies that fit your business, your goals, and your personality.

This book will give you the roadmap, but if you want extra guidance while implementing? That’s where the Ebook + Coaching option comes in - so you don't have to figure this out alone. 🔥

Business owners are already implementing this and seeing results
don’t be the ONLY one still guessing

I think the content is phenomenal. It's packed with great information to print out and use as a continuous guide!

Tiffany

If you want to take your marketing to a new level or just create more leads in your industry, check out this book and see if it will put you on the right path towards your marketing goals.

Chazs

It's pretty badass! Page 21 is SUPER helpful! I like that the book doesn't just state the problems, it also has solutions that are applicable to any buisness!

Kelly

If this eBook worked for them, it’ll work for you too. Don’t wait—fix your marketing now.

💬 Real Talk:
You can either Keep struggling with your marketing...
or
FINALLY get a marketing strategy that works!

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